SEEN BETTER DAYS

My micro-economy teacher instructed our class to create a solution to solved the destruction of pines trees and help off-set the on-going deterioration of our world's economy, for instance, the invention of the bidet that uses water instead of toilet paper.

"Already have a solution."  I said out loud.

"Really!"  replied the micro-economy teacher.  "What do you call this solution?"

"The Crustration Blow-Matic Effect."  I replied.

"Will this solution stop the destruction of pine trees?"  asked the micro-economy teacher.

"Absolutely"  I replied.

"Will this solution help with the world's economy?"  asked the micro-economy teacher.

"Absolutely"  I replied.

"Will this solution be cost effective?"  asked the micro-economy teacher.

"Absolutely"  I replied.

"Fantastic!"  said the micro-economy teacher.  "How does this solution function?"

"It's simple actually...after using the toilet just stick your ass out the window and let it air dry."
I replied.  "But if that don't work I do have another alternative."

"What is that?"  snapped the angry micro-economy teacher.

"The grass of your front lawn."  I replied.

(Now I have to take the damm class again next  semester!)