I remember the days where I use to bench press 350 lbs. and afterwards I would respond by yelling at the clouds in the sky.
"Thank you Lord for giving me the strength of Hercules!"
Mysteriously, a voice echoed back from the clouds and said. "Hey...if you want to kill yourself dumbass...go right ahead."
And I respond by saying. "Yikes!"
The following morning, I sold all my weights in a yard sale and ordered a treadmill from a Sears and Roebuck catalog.
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