SISTER MARGARET HELD & PAULA MERRILL
Saturday, August 27, 2016
Saturday, August 20, 2016
A FRUSTRATED MUTT
A young animal lover picks up a stray dog on his way home from work. After being fed and
bathe, the stray canine curls up by his new master’s feet, who was sitting on the living room
couch. The young man reaches down and scratches him on the back of his head, “Do you want
to meet your roommate, Sylvester, my cat?” said the young Lad. The dog snarled in anger,
jumped on the couch and grabbed the owner by the collar of his shirt.
“Now listen here,” said the Mutt “I’m only going to repeat this once.
I am just...a DOG...ok..plain and simple.
What pedigree am I...are you kidding?
I never knew my Father...my Mother...huh..she was the main reason why humans refer to female canines as bitches!
I have brothers and sisters of every breed, color and origin.
Man!....I don’t even have a name!
I’ve humped everything from a worn out rubber tire to a empty bottle of Mrs. Butterworth.
I’ve spawned hundreds of pups, who I’ll never claim or support...hell...with my looks I was lucky to get the piece of ass!
My nose is so trashed from sniffing human butts, now everything smells like farts to me.
Like I said...I’m just...a dumbass old DOG...ok...nothin else!
I’ve eaten everything from dried up snot to shit-stained boxer shorts...you don’t even want to know where I’ve drank water from.
My body is so full of fungus even ringworms are afraid to invade my body.
I will not fetch your damm slippers...I will not bring your morning paper...I will not play with your spoiled rotten kids and forget about buddying up with the frickin cat...hell...he’ll be too busy getting the blame for all the crap I’ll be leaving on your living room carpet!
Protect your house you say!...yeah right...like that’s going to happen. Shit...for the right price..I’ll even provide the crook with the combination to your gun safe.
Like I said...I’m just a dirty, filthy, smelly, grimy, nasty, perverted old DOG! That’s it!...ok!...got it!...get it!...GOOD!
Well...now that we cleared that up...why don’t you get your fat ass over to the fridge and fetch me a brewski...asshole...the game is about to start and I got ten bucks riding on the Raiders!
Wednesday, August 10, 2016
MY GUARDIAN ANGEL
In the early 1990’s, I was on patrol when I heard dispatch send a emergency vehicle to my mother’s residence for a bleeding victim, so I quickly activated my overhead lights and responded there even though it wasn’t my call. When I arrived, I saw several fire trucks parked upfront and, as I rushed inside, I noticed my Mother and my sister, Mari, in tears and staring down the hallway toward the main restroom. I asked them what was going on, but they were too emotionally traumatized to answer me, but then I noticed several firemen crowding the restroom and had formed a semi-circle around a little girl, who was sitting on the restroom counter, and I immediately recognized her as my 3-year old niece Olivia or as I like to call her my little “Oli.”
She didn’t have on a shirt and there were dry blood stains on her chest and belly, so I made my way through the crowd to see what was happening with her and I asked one of the firemen, who indicated that she was bleeding profusely from her nostrils, but they were able to stop it by applying pressure to the bridge of her nose with a ice pack. I could tell Olivia was feeling a little intimidated by the firemen because her little body was quivering and she immediately reached out to me when she saw me. “Come here..mama” I said as I scooped her up in my arms much to the amazement of the firemen because they had no idea that I was related to her and I brought her over to the safety comforts of my Mother and my sister.
After years of medical appointments and extensive examinations, the doctors diagnosed Olivia with advanced stages of cancer and in urgent need of a new liver. One day, I found her laying on my Mother’s bed and she seemed to be very deep in thought, so I sat next to her and started to gently massage her back, at the same time, silently praying for my magic fingers to work out a miracle and perhaps make her disease disappear from her tiny body into the thin blue air. “What’s wrong baby?” I asked her. “Oh nothing” she sadly replied, but I knew she was not being totally truthful with me as if she actually knew what was really wrong with her despite her very young age.
Unfortunately, my magical fingers didn’t work, but my prayers did and Olivia received a new liver at the sacrifice of another child, who died in a fatal auto accident. At least the child’s life was not taken in vain nor a total tragedy because Olivia was able to continue a healthy active life and even graduated from high school where she excelled in the arts and crafts and even planned to pursue her skills professionally.
Then on December 29, 2012 at approximately three o’clock in the morning, I was spending the night at my sister’s house because my family had gone on a long trip to New Mexico and there was a sudden knock on the front door. There stood a Highway Patrol Officer and Deputy John Bautista, an Officer I worked with before, and they were asking my sister if Olivia was her daughter. When she asked why, the Highway Officer simply replied, “She’s been killed in a car accident.” I didn’t know how to react....I just stood there in silence and in shock while my sister, her husband and my nephew embraced each other in grief and wept uncontrollably. I suddenly remembered about my daughter, Rosita, who usually hung around with Olivia and I nervously asked Bautista of her welfare where he told me that she had been transported to Community hospital by helicopter, but was in stable condition. I had to break the sad news to my poor wife, who traveled 25 non-stop hours to be by her daughter’s side while they surgically implanted 5 steel rods and 50 screws on her back, which eventually gave me some relief because I knew ultimately she would be alright especially with the soothing support of a strong family, but as for my little “Oli” she was gone...her beautiful smile...her charismatic personality...her talented skills...gone...forever! She was only 19 years old.
Several years have gone and Olivia’s family and close friends managed to resume life without her, but I know deep in my soul that my mother’s and sister’s heart slowly deteriorated a small piece at a time as the days went on. Then on December 28, 2015, I was feeling a little groggy after kidney dialysis and was involved in a vehicle accident where I collapsed on the center console and blood started to overspill from my mouth because I had damaged one of my lungs. I couldn’t feel my arms and legs and, at that point, I lost my will to live because I didn’t want to further face life as a paraplegic, but as I was about to let go, I heard a familiar voice call out my name. “Cruzy”
I opened my eyes and saw a beautiful transparent angel all dressed in white....it was my beloved Olivia! She had her hands clasped together and was on her knees facing the opposite direction on the passenger seat as if she was praying to God to spare this loser’s life. The next thing I know, I was in the back of an ambulance overhearing the paramedic giving out my vitals on his cell phone. I struggled to tell him just to let me die, but I guess he must of taken a extra shot of male testosterone because he replied in a loud scruffy voice “Not on my watch!”
Needless to say, I survived the accident and started to walk again with the help of my father’s walker....my miracle baby had saved me! It is very personally painful for me to write this story, but I feel for those, who cared and loved Olivia, as much as I do, deserve the right to read this. They say that the dead are soon forgotten, but I make one promise...mija...I’ll never forget you. Every night I pray to God for two favors after I die and that is to protect my grandchildren out of harm’s way and to meet Olivia, so that I can scoop her in my arms once again and tell her how much I really missed her. My dear little “Oli” I’ll always think of you until the good Lord decides to expire my time here on earth and beyond. Reluctantly, I have to leave now and lead my family away from a much pretentious world, so I bid you good-bye until I see you again..mama....I love you so very much and thank-you....My Guardian Angel.
Saturday, August 6, 2016
TRUE FUNNY STORY WITH LOCAL POLICE DEPT.
A veteran Police Officer responds to a 911-call at the local McDonalds restaurant. Upon his arrival, he observes a elderly lady arguing with a McDonald's employee at the Drive-Tru window.
"What seems to be the problem?" asked the Officer.
The employee rolls his eyes up, "You are not going to believe this Officer, she's filing a complaint against me because I forgot to include the fries with her extra value meal and accusing me of committing a misdemeanor
"He committed a crime!" cried the elderly lady, "I paid him for a extra value meal, which includes French fries, but I only received the cheeseburger."
The Police Officer examined the contents inside the McDonalds bag for several minutes, "I'm afraid the gentleman is right," sighs the Officer "No misdemeanor has been committed here."
The employee lets out a sarcastic laugh, "Of course not, I told her so, it wasn't necessary to call the Police. I'm sorry she wasted your time...Officer."
"Nope, like I said, no misdemeanor has been committed here," said the Officer as he pulls out his handcuffs and faces the employee. " In fact, you actually committed a felony.....you also left out the ketchup!"
"What seems to be the problem?" asked the Officer.
The employee rolls his eyes up, "You are not going to believe this Officer, she's filing a complaint against me because I forgot to include the fries with her extra value meal and accusing me of committing a misdemeanor
"He committed a crime!" cried the elderly lady, "I paid him for a extra value meal, which includes French fries, but I only received the cheeseburger."
The Police Officer examined the contents inside the McDonalds bag for several minutes, "I'm afraid the gentleman is right," sighs the Officer "No misdemeanor has been committed here."
The employee lets out a sarcastic laugh, "Of course not, I told her so, it wasn't necessary to call the Police. I'm sorry she wasted your time...Officer."
"Nope, like I said, no misdemeanor has been committed here," said the Officer as he pulls out his handcuffs and faces the employee. " In fact, you actually committed a felony.....you also left out the ketchup!"
Friday, August 5, 2016
"BEWARE OF THE HIDDEN COSTS BEHIND ON-LINE PRODUCTS"
Especially from out-of-state companies, like "Maxskin Cosmetic Creams" who advertises on Facebook a low monthly payment of $10.00 for their products and suddenly you receive a $100 reduction on your next monthly bank statement. Make sure you read all the small writing included in the advertisement, which sometimes requires the consumer to contact the on-line companies that you are no longer interested in their monthly product after receiving your low price product or they will proceed to send you their products and bill you at their regular prices not unless you are satisfied in paying that price. Be mindful that it is a bad practice to give out pertinent and personal information like your credit card number over the internet specifically on deals that seem too good to be true!
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Tuesday, August 2, 2016
EMPTYPROMISES
It’s CRAZY how many Donald Trump supporters there are, which according to statistics, is about half the population of this beloved country. He promises.. no actually guarantees.. on national television to make changes in our federal government system if elected U.S president, yet, he has never held a political office at the state or federal level, so how can he make these guarantees without any in-sight on how things are run at the White House?
Nonetheless, the news media like CNN network follow his every word as if he walked on water every time he prepares to open his mouth with more verbal insults on foreign culture, race, gender, his competition and our neighboring country of Mexico. It was hilarious to see when Trump promised to build a large wall between the U.S and Mexican borders and supposedly Mexico was going to finance the entire project then below his televised speech on CNN in the highlighted small headlines was a indication that Mexico wasn’t going to pay for shit! Isn’t it funny that one of his so-called promises has already been shot down and hasn’t been elected president yet! And now he is requesting from our old enemy “Russia” to conduct a international investigation on one of our former diplomats? That’s right, Donald let’s just show the rest of the world that our powerful nation cannot handle our own internal problems.
I have news for you, Trump fans, there exist a prestigious group call “Congress” who have, among other White House duties, immense control over budgetary policy, taxation, regulate commerce of foreign power, investigate and oversee the executive office, which includes impeachment of the U.S President. Congress also have the power to pass or execute bills and proposals initiated by the President or other constituents, and let’s not talk about the ping-pong battle between the two houses and the executive office whenever the President vetoes a proposal and yet, Trump thinks he can just walk in the White House and call the shots like he does in his own TV show? And there are thousands of Americans, who support this guy! I just don’t get it!
If a majority of our country’s patrons are unhappy with our current government system and the people who run it ,then find someone, who is not superficial, pretentious and qualifies, honest and respectful with excellent communication skills and high moral standards and elect him to office, but don’t pick a candidate, who does nothing but makes empty promises or I am talking to the same group of people, who would of followed the Reverend Jim Jones to Jonestown or David Koresh to Waco, Texas or perhaps will faithfully follow the “false prophet” so predicted in the Holy Bible..https://www.lawfareblog.com/trump-national-security-threat
The Oath
I actually touched the hot gates of hell and told the devil " You made it hard on earth so that we can blame God, but I'll always be by his side as he always been by mine!"
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